Anal Probe: Alians?! Or just human fantasy?!

[Naked Gamer]

As much as I would like a Alien down getting freaky just to prove this possibility I just hope it's a human fantasy of the butt that really happens.

I can imagine a alien anal probe probably looking like a chain saw with scope on it.


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[Tapir]

advanced enough to travel through time and space

not advanced enough to understand how our butts work

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[Ghosts]

What the fuck?

[Facade]

I'm concerned that you have the time to contemplate anal probing from alien life forms. If it makes you feel better, the bacteria of your digestive tract is a less alien substitute for organisms exploring your orifices.

[Naked Gamer]

I'm concerned that you have the time to contemplate anal probing from alien life forms. If it makes you feel better, the bacteria of your digestive tract is a less alien substitute for organisms exploring your orifices.

Sounds like a orgy without knowing there is a orgy going on!


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[Targaryen]

Sweet lord. o.0

[Artemissive]

I once attended a two hour long group for people who had been abducted by aliens (in Roswell, NM), where the abductees recounted the horrible, horrible things that had happened to them. I'm still not sure if I believe in all that... but there was some pretty serious talk about how Reagan had made a deal with the aliens... Also, apparently aliens abduct people over generations from the same families.

Also, crop circles are made by "the shining ones." Oh god, those two days in Roswell... So many things. Aliens, man.

[Naked Gamer]

I once attended a two hour long group for people who had been abducted by aliens (in Roswell, NM), where the abductees recounted the horrible, horrible things that had happened to them. I'm still not sure if I believe in all that... but there was some pretty serious talk about how Reagan had made a deal with the aliens... Also, apparently aliens abduct people over generations from the same families.

Also, crop circles are made by "the shining ones." Oh god, those two days in Roswell... So many things. Aliens, man.

It's hard to side with either side since there is not much to go on regardless unless it's captured in HD recording.

I believe in Aliens and sure if they wanted to study us and learn from us to "communicate" the best way really would be to "abduct" someone to take the info from there minds!

Us as humans are closing on similar tech so it's completely possible if you think about it from that angle as I do, sure they could capture a satellite but to them the tech would be so under advanced they probably wouldn't know what to do.


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[Misha]

I.... I just dont know here. I believe in extraterrestrial life forms, but I dont know about anal probing

[Banannie]

I think they would be advanced enough to have a device that could scan our entire bodies without damaging anything. If they were going to do something horrible, I'd assume it would be an entire dissection of the human body, not unlike that of that museum exhibit with the plasticization of human organs and tissue and whatnot? I forget what it’s called, Body Exhibit or something.
Much like when we find new species of animals, we usually don’t go sticking a plastic tube up its butthole.
I think a lot of the people that have seen aliens while in their sleep have woken up from a dream while the dream was still happening. Waking Dreams. I had one of those once when I woke up and saw a very tall silvery black bald creature with white eyes and high cheek bones. I shut my eyes, opened them again and it was still there but blurrier, and then once again, it faded away.
A few times I’ve woken up to seeing that thing’s face looking right at me when I abruptly wake from a dream. And they do kinda look like aliens… but… they’re just the product of one’s own imagination.

[Skarl]

Unlikely that an alien life form would care enough about our minuscule lives to not kill us during anal probing.

I favor the theory that they'd come after our natural resources, rather than our "advanced" lifestyle.

[learningtoneopet1]

No idea how anal probing came up, but whatever :P. Anyways, I believe 100% that there are no intelligent beings outside of our planet. The whole idea is completely preposterous in my opinion. What are the chances of such things evolving and having their sole purpose to abduct humans, probe their anus', and eat their brains? Like it has no scientific proof whatsoever, just a bunch of pictures/videos of photoshopping/movie editing stuff that looks like alien spacecraft into pictures. No one has ever found concrete evidence that they exist, because every time someone claims to have found something, it always turns out to be a part of an airplane, satellite, etc. -end rant- no hatred on people who do believe though :P

Edit: I do believe there can be life on other planets out there, but single cellular organisms, nothing complex enough to think, yet alone probe my anus XD

[brookfang]

No idea how anal probing came up, but whatever :P. Anyways, I believe 100% that there are no intelligent beings outside of our planet. The whole idea is completely preposterous in my opinion. What are the chances of such things evolving and having their sole purpose to abduct humans, probe their anus', and eat their brains? Like it has no scientific proof whatsoever, just a bunch of pictures/videos of photoshopping/movie editing stuff that looks like alien spacecraft into pictures. No one has ever found concrete evidence that they exist, because every time someone claims to have found something, it always turns out to be a part of an airplane, satellite, etc. -end rant- no hatred on people who do believe though :P

Edit: I do believe there can be life on other planets out there, but single cellular organisms, nothing complex enough to think, yet alone probe my anus XD

Even if you have the odds of creating life on a planet 1 in a billion there would still be billions of planets with life in them. After time, and the universe has been around for quite a while, I'd say there is a good chance many of those life forms have become intelligent. The universe is huge.

[Naked Gamer]

Even if you have the odds of creating life on a planet 1 in a billion there would still be billions of planets with life in them. After time, and the universe has been around for quite a while, I'd say there is a good chance many of those life forms have become intelligent. The universe is huge.

Think the universe to our scientist estimate is 14b years old with infinite other galaxies filled with billions of star systems like our milky way it would seem impossible for only our planet to spawn intelligent life multiple times only on this one planet.

No offence to religion but for there to have been "god" to create life on this planet what planet did "god" spawn on to be able to master the tech level to come to our planet just to make life here? So we would indeed be the second known planet to have life in that case the first planet would be unknown to us for now with "gods" race on it.


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[AskJeeves]

This title is too good xD