What's worse?

[Raj]

Mint is being annoying again (<3) so we figured we'd turn to spam for this. ;P

So what's worse?

[jena]

Does a kick to the groin last a week?
No, didn't think so.
:P

[Raj]

jena do you lie on the ground for hours (yes, hours) bc of a period?

didn't think so ;P

[Kitsune]

jena do you lie on the ground for hours (yes, hours) bc of a period?

didn't think so ;P

in my past experience yes

[Maki]

Whispers

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MY SISTER. NOOO

[jena]

jena do you lie on the ground for hours (yes, hours) bc of a period?

didn't think so ;P

Not on the ground, but in bed.
I lie in bed, throw things because I'm angry, down painkillers, and crave cheesecake. ;___;

[Whispers]

Well I don't really get a period anymore, because of my birth control, but even when I did get a period, it was never that bad.
The worst thing was the lower back pain, but I imagine a kick in the balls is worse.

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MY SISTER. NOOO

Sorry hahah :D
I wrote the reason why though :$

[jena]

Well I don't really get a period anymore, because of my birth control, but even when I did get a period, it was never that bad.
The worst thing was the lower back pain, but I imagine a kick in the balls is worse.

I never ever ever had cramps until I went on birth control. Now I get awful cramps. :(

[Kitsune]

Whispers
you basically betrayed womankind gtfo kindly

[Whispers]

I never ever ever had cramps until I went on birth control. Now I get awful cramps. :(

Well you should switch it around and figure out which birth control best suits you. I know, for example some give me awful side effects, like cramps and etc.
Now I use the Implanon Stick birth control, it lasts 3 years, it's a tiny little stick in your arm and it's all around wonderful :)

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Whispers
you basically betrayed womankind gtfo kindly


Sorry... :(

[Kitsune]

Whispers a stick in your arm
what

[jena]

Well you should switch it around and figure out which birth control best suits you. I know, for example some give me awful side effects, like cramps and etc.

I've switched like 4-5 times in the past 2 years and each time I switched my boobs went up like almost a cup size and now I'm so disproportionate that I'm scared to switch again. :(

[Kitsune]

Whispers periods are fucking worse than a kick in a balls
a kick in the balls (even if it lasts for a few hours of pain or w/e like Raj said) is shorter (and kind of rarer unless you piss off people often enough??)
a period is your own body betraying you every fucking month with pain for a week or more

[Raj]

wtf guys this isn't about birth control
jena Kitsune

(i didn't mention Whispers cause she agreed with me :D )

[Kitsune]

Raj i never even mentioned birth control other than questioning a stick in your arm

[Whispers]

Whispers a stick in your arm
what

Yes you can look it up, it's called Implanon. It's a tiny little stick, that gets inserted into your arm. You wont be able to even notice it.
It's really great, I personally love it, it gives me minimal side effects and I don't even have a period anymore, it's just a bit of spotting and that's all :)

[Raj]

i just tagged every girl except minty basically ;P

[Whispers]

Whispers periods are fucking worse than a kick in a balls
a kick in the balls (even if it lasts for a few hours of pain or w/e like Raj said) is shorter (and kind of rarer unless you piss off people often enough??)
a period is your own body betraying you every fucking month with pain for a week or more

Well I agree that it's probably worse for most women, but it isn't for me, so that's just my opinion :)

[Kitsune]

Whispers ok nope i dont wanna talk about that

really the outcome of this poll is only going to reflect how many males there are on ck and how many females
other than the people who vote for the other one for whatever reason

[Whispers]

I've switched like 4-5 times in the past 2 years and each time I switched my boobs went up like almost a cup size and now I'm so disproportionate that I'm scared to switch again. :(

Wow, that's extreme. I mean I guess you should try to stay with what you are taking right now, but try to see if you can at least get something to soothe the cramps :)
Maybe you could try to switch again after a longer period of time.

[Kitsune]

Whispers fuck you and your painless not even periods periods

[wrath]

Whispers fuck you and your painless not even periods periods



Suck a bag of dicks.

[Drizzy]

Periods affect every woman differently

Kick to the nuts affects every guy the same (unless they're some martial arts trained blokes who do that shit for a living)

Consistency wins

[Mod]

I've never had a period, but I'm gonna have to go with period.

When a guy is kicked in the balls, he's still himself.
When a girl gets her period, she becomes an unpredictable beast. Like a Werewolf on a full moon. Very scary, especially for a guy like me.

They also have to have protection against spilling their baby blood.
I would hate the feeling of having crinklies in my pants like a baby diaper, or a cotton ball stuffed up my hole.
+I heard it stinks up in that hole when it's happening.

I imagine the sensation of menstruation like Hershey squirting myself.
The only exception would be if the guy is kicked so hard, his balls pop, he gets a hernia, or he has to go to ER.


Whispers fuck you and your painless not even periods periods

Are you on your period now?

[Raj]

I've never had a period, but I'm gonna have to go with period.

When a guy is kicked in the balls, he's still himself.
When a girl gets her period, she becomes an unpredictable beast. Like a Werewolf on a full moon. Very scary, especially for a guy like me.

They also have to have protection against spilling their baby blood.
I would hate the feeling of having crinklies in my pants like a baby diaper, or a cotton ball stuffed up my hole.
+I heard it stinks up in that hole when it's happening.

I imagine the sensation of menstruation like Hershey squirting myself.
The only exception would be if the guy is kicked so hard, his balls pop, he gets a hernia, or he has to go to ER.



Are you on your period now?

I was just gonna ignore this but i had to like it for that last sentence <3
ily dad haha

[Kitsune]

I've never had a period, but I'm gonna have to go with period.

When a guy is kicked in the balls, he's still himself.
When a girl gets her period, she becomes an unpredictable beast. Like a Werewolf on a full moon. Very scary, especially for a guy like me.

They also have to have protection against spilling their baby blood.
I would hate the feeling of having crinklies in my pants like a baby diaper, or a cotton ball stuffed up my hole.
+I heard it stinks up in that hole when it's happening.

I imagine the sensation of menstruation like Hershey squirting myself.
The only exception would be if the guy is kicked so hard, his balls pop, he gets a hernia, or he has to go to ER.



Are you on your period now?

is it that obvious

[wrath]

is it that obvious

Yes
11squirt

[Leah]

I don't know about anyone else, but my cramps and period extras are the worst pain I've experienced in my life thus far.

Let's list the negatives of each, shall we?

Periods

1. Cramps. Legitimately feels like your ovaries are exploding, you're being stabbed in the lower stomach repeatedly, and absolutely nothing will decrease the pain enough. It's always there, even with ten thousand Midols. You can't lay on your stomach.
2. Back pain. That stabbing feeling? Exponentially worse, but on the other side of your cramps. You can't bend over, or lay on your back.
3. Breast tenderness. Even slight pressure feels like you got hit in the boobs by Mike Tyson.
4. Sexual arousal. ALL. THE. TIME. Oh, a hot guy walks by you? Instantly horny. Your shirt brushes your nipples as you put it on? Instantly horny. And you can't do anything about it, unless having sex while your vagina is bleeding is okay to you. (My opinion! Other girls may feel differently.)
5. Did I mention, you can't have sex, for 4 to 7 days?
6. Completely and utterly bloated. You feel fat and look fatter.
7. Hormones are running totally rampant. One minute you're crying, the next you're laughing, the next you're shoveling down two pints of Ben & Jerry's. Plus, like Mod said, we turn into monsters. I feel bad for the people I've probably terrified whilst on my period.
8. It lasts 4 to 7 days. What the fuck. (Shorter for some, longer for some of course)

Kick to the balls

1. It really, really fucking hurts. Obviously, I've never been kicked in the balls as I don't have them, but I've seen guys who've gotten a kick to the junk, and it wasn't pretty.
2. It hurts for a few hours, unless (quoting Mod again), the male in question has gotten severe damage to his gonads where he needs to make a trip to the hospital.

I think periods are worse, according to my list. :)

[Kitsune]

I don't know about anyone else, but my cramps and period extras are the worst pain I've experienced in my life thus far.

Let's list the negatives of each, shall we?

Periods

1. Cramps. Legitimately feels like your ovaries are exploding, you're being stabbed in the lower stomach repeatedly, and absolutely nothing will decrease the pain enough. It's always there, even with ten thousand Midols. You can't lay on your stomach.
2. Back pain. That stabbing feeling? Exponentially worse, but on the other side of your cramps. You can't bend over, or lay on your back.
3. Breast tenderness. Even slight pressure feels like you got hit in the boobs by Mike Tyson.
4. Sexual arousal. ALL. THE. TIME. Oh, a hot guy walks by you? Instantly horny. Your shirt brushes your nipples as you put it on? Instantly horny. And you can't do anything about it, unless having sex while your vagina is bleeding is okay to you. (My opinion! Other girls may feel differently.)
5. Did I mention, you can't have sex, for 4 to 7 days?
6. Completely and utterly bloated. You feel fat and look fatter.
7. Hormones are running totally rampant. One minute you're crying, the next you're laughing, the next you're shoveling down two pints of Ben & Jerry's. Plus, like Mod said, we turn into monsters. I feel bad for the people I've probably terrified whilst on my period.
8. It lasts 4 to 7 days. What the fuck. (Shorter for some, longer for some of course)

Kick to the balls

1. It really, really fucking hurts. Obviously, I've never been kicked in the balls as I don't have them, but I've seen guys who've gotten a kick to the junk, and it wasn't pretty.
2. It hurts for a few hours, unless (quoting Mod again), the male in question has gotten severe damage to his gonads where he needs to make a trip to the hospital.

I think periods are worse, according to my list. :)


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