Who can come up with the best "Your mom" joke?

[GTO]

Yep...the more creative the better.

Your mom is so ugly a basilisk wouldn't look at her. (Harry Potter FTW)

[Mike]

You momma is so fat, that Dora couldn't explore her.

[GTO]

Your mom is so stupid that she tried to return a jigsaw puzzle complaining that it was broken.

[John]

your mom is so fat that when she puts on her red rain jacket and goes outside all the kids start yelling KOOLAID!!!!!!

[Shichibukai]

I think google

[John]

for me??? nahhh ive known that since like 4th grade lolz

[Jake]

Your mom is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

[gudboy]

Your momma's so insecure she has to read from this thread for assurance. #subtle?

[w_is_awesome]

your mom so fat she's fat!!

[bamag]

Your mama so stupid she's your mama!
I kid I kid :D

[jongeh]

Your mum's so dumb she got run over by a parked car!

[Evelsaint]

Your momma so smart, she sold her brains for pocket change.

[Steve]

Your momma is so fat that she needs a map to find her ass.

Classic, but I still find it funny

[Evelsaint]

Your momma so hot, she gave you wet dreams every night.

[Yoku]

Heh, I made the same thread; I thought I was so original... Yo momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin' up.

[Carrot]

yo mama so fat, she suffers from heart disease and is working to lose weight.



anti-jokes ftw.

[killakizer]

Yo momma so dumb i told her she lost her mind an she started looking for it. smh

[Bacon]

Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Hello Kitty say goodbye!

[DarkByte]

Your mums so ugly she gave birth to you. (I hate your mum jokes lol)

[Drizzy]

Your momma so ugly, she made an onion cry

Your momma so fat, a picture of her fell of the wall

Your momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[Death]

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[Pusheen]

Your mom is so fat, that when there's an earthquake they all suppouse is becouse she fell

[Psudoprofessionalism]

Your mom is so mean she has no standard deviation

[hamstergleufje]

Yo mom is so fat she needs a mattrass as a tampon