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paox3
07-23-2012, 10:16 AM
Give me your best joke, and I may just reward you if I find it funny.

Here's some of mine:

Q: What kind of cave do homosexual men live in?
A: A gave.

Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "for you, no charge".

Yes, mine are lame and punny. :$

Sneakz
07-23-2012, 11:12 AM
A priest, a rabbi and a monkey walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Q. Do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.