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    Bettser and I are dating for 13 days

    We'll be the best 13 day relationship ever. Then after the 13 days, he gets half my fortune in the divorce. Discuss.

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    smart man

    ---------- Post added at 06:01 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:57 PM ----------

    if you were smarter, you'd let him knock you up. recieve checks from the gov. and his child support checks

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    Go for 14, 13 is just a horrible looking number. 2 weeks is also better for conversational purposes.

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    Half of your fortune? He's now one reallly rich guy.

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    i think that if you live in a common property state, then you'd also have to make an agreement about the assets obtained during the 14 days.
    but this isn't really a marriage so i don't even know

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    He'll get half of your fortune in the divorce?

    Why you don't get half of his fortune in the divorce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    He'll get half of your fortune in the divorce?

    Why you don't get half of his fortune in the divorce?
    Because we all know any amount of money is nothing to half of what @(you need an account to see links) possesses.

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    What about being married to me?

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    My marriage to you is eternal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ana View Post
    What about being married to me?
    Yo ass got dumped, foo!

    EDIT: FUKIN' NINJA'D.

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