People who enter about 10 minutes before closing and complain about the lack of fresh products left
What are some of your biggest pet peeves of customers?
People who enter about 10 minutes before closing and complain about the lack of fresh products left
Arrive before you open the store and they ask have you opened yet?
“How can I help you?”
“The winning lottery numbers.”
How witty and original, if I actually had them I wouldn’t have to be working here dealing with people like you.
Fiore (07-27-2019)
"These prices are outrageous!!!!1" Yes, me, the lowest bitch on the retail end has control over the prices. -_-
"I'm NEVER coming back!" GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD lol
Also parents leaving their kids to play around in the store and mess it up while they shop. It's not public babysitting.
One last thing...... the people that clog toilets and leave it to us to unclog it. There was once shit smeared on the walls and it was just bleeehhh omg.
I am so glad I do not work in retail anymore. I admire anyone that does.
Fiore (07-27-2019)
"You look like [anyone remotely famous regardless if good or bad looking], but you can't be, because you're here!" more-or-less.
Fiore (07-27-2019)
Arguing how much they have had to drink in the 4 hours they have been at my establishment lol.
“I don’t fucking drink Patron! How the fuck is one on my tab?!”
“Well, sir, remember that hot, young, twenty something you thought you had a chance with about 2 hours ago? Yeah you bought her a shot of it...”
Never gets old lmao
Fiore (07-27-2019)
I worked at a bank and something that never ceased to amaze me was the amount of people who were convinced that no identification or account information was necessary.
"What do you mean you need my ID?! That's private information I'm not giving it to you! I created the account, it's mine - I assure you."
That was usually followed by something like "Are you the police or something lolololol?"
Okay then, I guess I'll go ahead and start memorizing the faces, personal details, and transaction history of all the 30-something million clients that we have. Right away sir
Bolin (07-27-2019),Fiore (07-27-2019),honeybadger (09-19-2019),zitilover (07-25-2019)
my boss: dont prompt customers, just let them take their time when ordering
me: okay
customer: ill have that as a meal.
me: ok (doesn't prompt them to tell me what drink they want like i was told)
customer:
me:
customer:
me:
customer:
me:
me: WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE
then after like 4 times my manager pulls me to the side like "you need to be quicker when youre working on tills :/" bitch i am trying i promise you i am trying.
also we have a very well-signposted area for ordering and collecting orders and people insist on waiting for their orders in the queue so i need to stand there like an idiot yelling IS ANYONE WAITING TO BE SERVED and then i have to tell a bunch of grown ass adults "hey if youre waiting on your order could you stand in the area to the left, the one that i asked you to stand in when i handed you your receipt, the one that says "COLLECT HERE" ? please!"
alt: "ill just stand here and wait for it (stands directly at my till so i cant fucking serve anyone else)" no youll stand to the left and youll collect your order when youre called like everyone else who the fuck are you??
and the clowns who reach over the counter to grab sauce/sugar/milk etc. the guard is there for a fucking reason dog. "ill just take some sugars," no you wont? then they get all indignant when im like "please dont reach over the counter" like i dont know where your hands have been pal but i know mine were washed like 20 seconds ago because i just got back from doing that. step the fuck off you freak.
i had one woman who came up to me like "these arent what i ordered, i ordered mozzarella sticks" and shes making these fake retching noises and actions to make sure we know how much she dislikes them and im just like. first of all tell me when youre done going for the oscar with all this acting shit so i can answer and second of all i literally said "we no longer do the mozzarella sticks, but we have nacho cheese wedges which are a little spicier and stronger if that interests you" and you said "oh, ill try them"
and finally. when you tell me to grass up a coworker bc she didnt hand you your big mac and immediately begin sucking your cock and telling you youre her favourite customer, i WILL go and talk to my manager! you can watch me! youll see me walk up to my manager and begin speaking to them and you know what im saying? im making fun of you for being such a pussy. take your shit and leave, minimum wage isnt worth it and we are all laughing at you.
Fiore (07-27-2019),Gato (07-26-2019),honeybadger (09-19-2019),Maki (07-26-2019)