Ice (07-10-2013),Tapir (07-10-2013),team rocket (07-10-2013)
REAL LIFE IS WORSE. I'm trying my best to sell my stupid car and people keep trying to be assholes about it.
No I will not take 400$ for it what the fuck?
Stop calling me at all hours over and over MY VOICEMAIL SAYS TEXT ME/EMAIL ME IF I DON'T ANSWER HOLY SHIT.
Yes it needs three door handles, they are 5$ each. That doesn't mean you can drop the price from 1,400$ to 500$. STOP.
Better yet, your stories, I'm a nice person I swear, but I don't CARE if you have eighteen kids and a dying pet monkey. That won't get you a sweet deal. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT FOR 300$ WHAT SHAT IN YOUR NOGGIN TO CREATE YOUR BRAIN?!
Yes, it's not in the best condition, yes it's old, yes it needs TLC. But it's also completely fixed short of a brand new engine. It's in fair condition, KBB values it at around 1,500- I'm asking 1,000 (posted price is 1,400).
This is like having a VBN UC Faerie Aisha and people consistently offering their VBN UC Mutant Buzz. YES MY AISHA ISN'T WORTH A WHOLE LOT BECAUSE OF THE NAME, BUT NO YOUR BUZZ IS NOT A FAIR OFFER. I don't CARE if the Aisha is your "dream pet" I don't care if you've been looking for one for years and all your neofriends will abandon you if you don't get it.
Stop neomailing me every two seconds.
Gosh
Wow I needed to get that off my chest. I also need to stop with my neopets metaphors. My life doesn't exist.
Ice (07-10-2013),Tapir (07-10-2013),team rocket (07-10-2013)
Raj (07-10-2013)
you should just start fucking with them. Answer their offers with stuff like "sure I'll sell you my car for $300 on the condition that when you come to pick it up i get to punch you once in the testicles. just one, good punch is all i need. interested??? "
oh my god people can be brainless about cars. We had a 2000 Honda Accord DX 2 Door that needed a bit of repair and it sat in our driveway for like 4 months and some random jackass knocks on our door saying, I see your car's been sitting a while, can I buy it for 500 dollars? My son needs a car. We told them no and they left but it made us so mad....seriously who does that...plus the car even with the minor repair was worth around 2 grand
Ugh before I bought my Audi I was looking up and down for an Accord or Civic. It was impossible- they sold super quickly. Repairs or not, I could not find a single 2000 Accord for less than 4,000. I don't know much at all about cars, but I do know when someone is trying to take advantage of me. That's such bullshit- 500$ because it'd been sitting out there
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SOLD!
Although really if the buyers offered me baked goods I might cave to lower offers.
Last edited by Owl; 07-10-2013 at 02:50 PM.
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LMFAO I LOVED THE PART ABOUT WHAT SHAT IN YOUR BRAIN
lol