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    fml... when this happens






    Hello I am retired.



    Quote Originally Posted by Serrah
    Why would I need to buy from anyone else anyways? You're practically walmart
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    Put a piece of TP on the water before you deuce. No backsplash.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jauris View Post
    Put a piece of TP on the water before you deuce. No backsplash.
    AND WASTE THE TREES?
    [9/3/12 11:11:58 PM] Joanna: sigh
    [9/3/12 11:12:14 PM] Joanna: john
    [9/3/12 11:12:16 PM] Joanna: is
    [9/3/12 11:12:17 PM] Joanna: perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jauris View Post
    Put a piece of TP on the water before you deuce. No backsplash.

    Rarely happens though.

    I think I just ate too much curry last night. Oops.


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    Yeah, hilarious at first glance, I know - but they're seriously amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    Yeah, hilarious at first glance, I know - but they're seriously amazing.
    Im trying to avoid having water sprayed at my butthole, not get a steady stream!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Serrah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drizzy View Post
    Im trying to avoid having water sprayed at my butthole, not get a steady stream!
    A steady, warm stream of clean water.

    Idk, I always shower as soon as I can after the...event... because it is my opinion that you can never be too careful when it comes to removing fecal particles from your nether regions. Having one of these in lieu of relying only on wiping would be amazing. I've only ever been able to use one at my uncle's house. sigh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    Idk, I always shower as soon as I can after the...event... because it is my opinion that you can never be too careful when it comes to removing fecal particles from your nether regions.
    ...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    Yeah, hilarious at first glance, I know - but they're seriously amazing.
    My parents bought these for our house. They're actually really nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ana View Post
    My parents bought these for our house. They're actually really nice
    Exactly! They're amazing and so comfortable. You can also control the water pressure and where it aims and such, right? If my parents renovate the basement we might look into them too. The one at my uncle's house even lights up when you approach it at night. Such a friendly toilet. Course you could always turn on the light, but sitting on a glowing blue UFO in the dark is much more entertaining

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    ...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
    ....



    Yeah seriously though the thought of leaving anything behind is just g r o s s

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