Talk in Norse code
so anyone who's been on the interwho has heard of omegle, a site where you talk to strangers. the only cool thing about it is just trolling people, so post all your stupid but funny conversations here! it provides good entertainment when you're bored! i'll start:
You: HI
You: HOW ARE YOU
Stranger: hey
You: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
You: SO TRUST ME, I'M NOT YELLING
Stranger: oh good u and asl
You: I WISH I WAS LYING
You: BUT IM NOT
You: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKE
You: YOU KNOW WHAT CAPS LOCK IS?
You: YEAH.
You: MINE'S BROKE
Stranger has disconnected.
Talk in Norse code
I'm surprised he didn't disconnect after my big rant xDYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: m
You: ahem
NO I DO NOT HAVE SKYPE
NO I DO NOT HAVE KIK
NO I DO NOT HAVE IMGUR
NO I DO NOT HAVE SNAPCHAT
NO I AM NOT A HORNY MOFO
NO I AM NOT A GIRL
NO I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU JIZZ
NO I AM NOT LEGAL (yet)
NO I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE
NO I AM NOT AN UNDERCOVER COP
now that that's taken care of, asl
Stranger: dick.?
You: yes i have one
You: maybe two
You: i dont remember
Stranger: 16 usa m
You: 13 male united states of murica
Stranger has disconnected.
You both like Neopets.
You: hey
You: neopets.com is the shittiest website ever
Stranger: agreed
You: sigh
You: like where has my life gone
Stranger: neopia duh
You: duh
You: lol whats your name
Stranger: jo
You: ... awk
Stranger: k
Stranger: hello awk
You: who is this for real thats my name ;;
Stranger: screw you get your own name
You: im not kidding my name is jo
Stranger: i was jo first
You: ... im jo tho
did that really just happen
what ;;
Kad(06-09-2013)
I feel so bad now
I might have ruined that poor guy's chance at finding true love. What if he pledged that that was the last conversation he was going to have with someone if it didn't go well? What if he swore that he would stop looking for love if that conversation didn't go as he had hoped? Ohmigosh, what have I done!
@(you need an account to see links), I'm the black kid.