Congratulations to the latest Neopian Times has been released!

[Maths]

i have no words

[Aska]

JS don't have any fucks to give.

[dizzydev]

I was like wait did they.. no..
then I went to the news to check and see if they really said this

just lol'd so hard my sides hurt

[♥ PrettySarcastic ♥]

I swear to god... is it possible JS is staffed by people whose first language is something other than English? That would explain a lot of things wouldn't it?

[Virex]

What's up with this "Country Queen" thing?

Can someone clear it by making DTI a Recommended Fan Site or should I continue reporting those who link it either fully or partially? please remove username ~ username removed

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[Suicune]

At some point, you guys made a change that made it impossible to view userlookups if you were not logged in--this had implications for caches that were not ideal. Is there any way you could reverse this? Please remove my username! ~ username removed

Hi! So first of all, I'm sorry this caused you some trouble! However, this was a very intentional change that helped get rid of that horrible lag, so unfortunately we cannot reverse it. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I promise, it's all for the greater good!

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Butthurt PC'er vs TNT

[Thrasher]

I can only assume english is not their first language.
That then makes me wonder: why the fuck is their job writing the editorial?

[Daffodil]

@(you need an account to see links)

[Poogles]

I don't understand what is the issue so someone tell me

It's a huge wall of text

[Bowsette]

I don't understand what is the issue so someone tell me

It's a huge wall of text

They are basically telling that PCer who asked about cache on a UL that they don't give a shit anymore and to stop bothering them about it XD