So i spent my day doing community service with parks & recreation for Columbia. During todays work I started off working with these two park rangers. Now keep in mind these are park rangers, they get drug tested and get paid better then the other people I have done community within the past. Who are basically landscapers getting paid minimum.
Anywho
These guys loved me, kept saying to keep smoking the herb. that it enlightens you.
Once these two park rangers left the night shift came in. An old, really skinny, tall black guy.
...the door shuts to the office
"You want a ciggarette?"
Fuck YES
all that hard work i've been doing i've been dieing for a stoge.
Me and this guy get to talking and thats when the real fun begins. It's only 1 PM at this time, I'm there till 4
He takes me to get something to eat, starts talking about his life at home.
Remember hes like 80 years old super frail and just... old
He whips out his phone and showed me pictures of the girls he has at home. ppl he "took in" off the streets. (all female)
(^_^)
...thats so nice of you bro
Next thing I know he hands me his phone and is like here take a look.
I'm scrolling threw and I see a nude pic
(O_o)
... didn't see that coming for shit.
I do like a doubletake at him.
HE is staring right at me grinning from ear to ear
... I work up a smile (awkward)
Next he goes on to take me on patrol and continue our conversation.
At this moment I am quite weirded out that an 80 year old just showed me pics of some 21-25 year olds like it was nuffin.
He then proceeds to tell me that those girls (take care of grandpa)
My first thought was... just like all yalls
WTF? thats gross as fuck
excuse me, its still my thoughts.
I'm blanking out, trying not to imagine such a disturbed sight.
(O_O)lalalala i cant hear you
Just when I thought this man wasnt gonna throw anymore curve balls at me
"These past few monthsI've found out that pills sell on the street."
he proclaimed.
I get200 percs a month and sell em all
otay, so dudes got some swag in his baggage and not just creepy pedo shit
I'm currentlyrecruiting older man like myself for their pills
hold up, you said what?
Dudes still grinning, begins to tell me the secrets to passing drug tests. This i was very curious about lmao
So from there he just drove me around until my hours were up.
Because of this I have learned that people of authority can be corrupt as a mofo!
Park Rangers can be, pimps (yes he hinted at pimpin), dealers, and gangsters. WTF?
Last edited by |2eap; 08-21-2013 at 03:33 PM.
Wow, that sounds like quite an interesting day!
I thought you were gonna tell me that he took you back to his place and told you to take your pick! xD
What's my definition of success?
Creating something no one else can
Being brave enough to dream big
Grindin' when you're told to just quit
Giving more when you got nothin' left
LMAO
it was way more elaborate and a lot more happened but these are just some highlights.
this guy was crazy! but also awesome just had his weird things he liked to do.
he said he parks the truck like hes watching the park and gets his friends to pick him up and chills hard. or takes a nap. keeps the on duty phone on him just incase hahahaha
and i know right! haha I thought he was gonna take me by there too, the girls werent really the most attractive of all. dont think i could haha
Is this real life?
D (08-21-2013)om ~
that's crazy shit ahahah, i kinda wanna do community service and see what goes on now
Mod (08-21-2013)
Coolest old dude ever.
I guess that's why @(you need an account to see links) sleeps in the doghouse outside...
oh yes. very real.
smart ass
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one of mods fantasies
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you aint lieing
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crazy shit goes on.