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@@(you need an account to see links) So a neutron walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. When he's finished, he goes to pay and asks how much he owes. The bartender says to him, "For you, no charge."Originally Posted by Skarl
*BADUM TIS*
That's all I got.
This is true romance! We're two melons in a stand, @(you need an account to see links)... but I cantaloupe.
@(you need an account to see links) Oh there's no need to be melondramatic!
You're so fresh, @(you need an account to see links)! Can I have a squeeze?
@(you need an account to see links) I'm sorry but I'm so bad at pickup limes, so I'll just tell you I think that would be grapes.
Well, you must be juicy, @(you need an account to see links)... 'cause you just made my Star Burst!
@(you need an account to see links) are you google? Cause you have everything I'm searching for!
You're a cute-cumber, @(you need an account to see links), and I always eat my vegetables!
You know @(you need an account to see links), if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
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