What weird names do you call your pets?

[Redburp]

My brother and I both call the cat "Kittybutt"; so much so that he responds to it as if that's his actual name.

[Witchy1]

This thread made me literally laugh out loud. Of course I have a lot of pet names for my animals, but my son, who is 16 now, was always my little beebie, and for some reason that turned into my little peebie. The name has stuck and EVERYONE calls him peebie. Our neighbors, his friends, our family, EVERYONE. So anyway, he was about 2 and the cable guy was installing our cable and we were all outside. The guy installing the cable in front, and my son and I were in the backyard. All of a sudden I couldn't find my son. So I am running around screaming Peebie, peebie. It was probably about 1-2 mins but felt like 10. LOL. The cable guy, looking at me like I was crazy, as I am frantic now, finally said, "are you looking for the kid?" I, all panicky say, "yes!!!" He says, "Oh, he's right here. He's been here. I thought you were calling the cat or something." LOL. I was beyond embarrassed.

[nickirows]

My cat's name is Missy, but sometimes I call her Missy Mouse, sausage, or squishy. I'm glad I'm not alone with the weird nicknames!

[appleholic]

I call my cat "monkey butt" because her face is black in the middle...which sort of resembles monkeys?
(only that it's black and not red hmm hmm)


oh, and "fat cat" (who doesn't like rhymes?)

[Pachirisu]

(cat) Charley: "Meow Problem" or "Char-neee"
(Cat) Echo: "Hump" or "Hump(t)y" Because he falls off of everything he's laying/sitting on.
(Dog) Zues: "Baby goosey of the world" -my mom. Also "Goose", "Poose", and "Suzy" (lat one because of the way my sister's boyfriend pronounces his name)

[Irohh]

Uh, I just call my cat "girl" or occasionally "good".

[chime]

I have a syrian hamster named Minnie
I call her Minniebear a lot and I have no idea where I picked it up. haha

[bandit]

My parents and I we call one of our dogs Vacuum because she eats her food so fast, and waits for the other dog to stop eating and she'll steal all of her food too.

[tiggeroo]

I call my cat Chlobo the Hobo or Poopster... her name is Chloe.
@(you need an account to see links), i like humpty.

[♥ Decepticon ♥]

We have some fun/weird nicknames for some of our cats. Nina we usually call "cow" or "little cow" because of her pelt. She also has another nickname from back when she was still nursing her kittens but idk if it's appropriate to say it lol

When Mia was alive we called her "old lady" because of her age. Tom we call "tuna" for some reason. Kiko is often called "poop" or "pooper" as homage to his amazing pooping abilities.

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