LOOOOL you caught me
but really, it sounds like you maybe just haven't found the right drink for you?
i hate beer, and i can do *some* wines, but usually only sweet reds/pinks/whites, like a good moscato
but usually, i just go for those typical, fruity "drinks that don't taste like alcohol"
my personal favorites are amaretto sours because i'm like 90% sure that there's maybe 1% alcohol in them and they just taste really good, LOL
or margaritas (when mixed well)
or, of course, chocolate-y drinks with baileys and such
but iced tea, juice, and water are all perfect options, too, hahah
awh, your poor pup!
that's so sad
were the lab results to examine the lump that they extracted, or for blood work, or what?
hopefully everything ends up well <333
LOL i kinda know how that goes, too
i grew up with 3 older brothers, so of course you know we did a lottttt of dumb stuff, hahah
luckily, i played it pretty safe and never broke any bones, though xD