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    Epic Jelly Time!






    Sup bitches!

    I said last week (you need an account to see links) that next time we will make a turd dick in a Jelly @(you need an account to see links)


    Guess the fuck what?






    1. We have the shits for Jelly.
    I call it jelly, not jello, I'm English mother lover, it's our language, we call it what we want.








    2. Chop jelly, add water and melt the fuck out of it!

    It's getting hot in this kitchen





    3. Check Clraik for inspiration

    This is getting tricky





    4. Put that shit in the fridge

    Take a shot





    5. Shape cake into dick turd, put on set jelly and add more to fill up, put that shit back in the fridge

    This is looking sexy





    6. Take jelly out of the fridge and turn up side down on plate

    Fuck





    Dinner is served bitches!



    What will be next? Fuck knows




    I see you have an opinion?



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    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jolz again."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolz View Post


    What will be next? Fuck knows



    How about a maggot stew?



    Woulda been that much more awesome if you dipped the penis it in some purple/dark food colouring first
    Well done Jolz!


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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jolz again.

    I just about lost it when I read the little Fuck


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    "The most beautiful thing in the world. "

    ^Like every parents' words to their newborn children, regardless of actual appearance.

    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jolz again."
    Hahaha cheers for trying bro.

    I'm glad you like it... even though it fell apart haha

    ---------- Post added at 04:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:00 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Mint View Post
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jolz again.

    I just about lost it when I read the little Fuck

    yea... didn't quite go according to plan

    ---------- Post added at 04:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:02 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Drizzy View Post
    How about a maggot stew?



    Woulda been that much more awesome if you dipped the penis it in some purple/dark food colouring first
    Well done Jolz!
    Cheers bro.

    I might do more of these... MIGHT. not sure yet


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    Poor....thing?
    I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy,
    the only logical explanation is that I was made for another world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jager View Post

    Poor....thing?
    It's Mods head


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    I think you did an amazing job, @(you need an account to see links). Amazing.

    The lopsided jelly and slightly exposed insides perfectly reflect that which is the essence of @(you need an account to see links).

    Bravo! Simply astounding.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    I think you did an amazing job, @(you need an account to see links). Amazing.

    The lopsided jelly and slightly exposed insides perfectly reflect that which is the essence of @(you need an account to see links).

    Bravo! Simply astounding.

    I love you sometimes lol


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