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    Quote Originally Posted by Toasted View Post
    I KNOW.
    I used to be dropped off to the school about an hour earlier than normal because my dad had to get to work which was 45 mins away.
    So I walked the halls, and chatted with teachers/janitors etc until my friends showed up.
    I went in the bathroom and screamed.
    It smelled, and of course it looked like a fuckin' murder had gone down.

    I ran to the next bathroom...same thing.
    I ran to just one more to test the theory that was forming...yep, that one too.
    So I said fuck it, peed outside behind a bush, smoked a joint behind the parking lot's trees, and went to tell the principal.
    Man I'd have to smash a few bowls after witnessing that lmfao

    @(you need an account to see links) no jizzing that I know of
    I remember a kid shit in the hallway though
    ok

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    I'm not pregnant! Drink with me!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ana View Post
    This whole conversation after the point where we discussed Abby's future kids is ew.
    Future kids implies that I'll have them. I'm not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyR View Post
    @(you need an account to see links) no jizzing that I know of
    I remember a kid shit in the hallway though
    If the walls were white...could be white glue, could be man glue.

    In my Elem days, there used to be a rainbow swirly slide at the playground. One day some kid (or teen, idk) shit on it going all the way down. Skid marks like a corkscrew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    If the walls were white...could be white glue, could be man glue.

    In my Elem days, there used to be a rainbow swirly slide at the playground. One day some kid (or teen, idk) shit on it going all the way down. Skid marks like a corkscrew.

    MOD :3
    what's inside your lemon jelly avatar?
    :3?
    XIV♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linacake View Post
    MOD :3
    what's inside your lemon jelly avatar?
    :3?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    LOL
    XD, so it is.

    *walks away*
    XIV♥

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    Having someone else grow inside me would freak me out.... Now I think about it kids are alot like parasites... Dosen't really get much better ater there born too lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raredaredevil View Post
    Having someone else grow inside me would freak me out.... Now I think about it kids are alot like parasites... Dosen't really get much better ater there born too lol.
    Well yeah, they kind of have to live off of SOMETHING before they're all out and about. xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toasted View Post
    Well yeah, they kind of have to live off of SOMETHING before they're all out and about. xD
    that kid def isn't gonna be living off me and my food no way man
    he/she can have his/her own food
    ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyR View Post
    that kid def isn't gonna be living off me and my food no way man
    he/she can have his/her own food


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