Burn down an accountant firm and leave a message along the lines of 'clraik.com building accounts the quickest way possible.'
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I'm sure someone can come up with a better play on words.
For trolling the AC.....I have a random inactive account i got from an unreg with a FQD, ZDAP, and a collection of painted meowclops we cold play with. I am not sure what to do with them besides sell them or be nice and lend people though (ew)
There are no girls on the internet.
Yeah, it was rather lucky.
Maybe advertise them as free lends, lend them to some clraik user's super young accounts, then disappear?
Or maybe lend from a random account, make up a long application form, then say to send all lend requests to your main, *insert annoying username here*, since this is just a side?
There are no girls on the internet.
I really dislike most ACers, so I'd love to mess with them.
"LEND ME SUAP, I HAVE 100K COLLAT"