You are given an unlimited supply of (something!) and the next commenter gets to condition it.

[Skarl]

I have an unlimited lack of dignity

... but live where prostitution is illegal.

I have an unlimited supply of printer credit (that BS at college where you can print stuff, jajaja).

[Dom~]

... but live where prostitution is illegal.

I have an unlimited supply of printer credit (that BS at college where you can print stuff, jajaja).

YOU GET KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE FOR NOT WATCHING THAT VIDEO >.>

I have an unlimited supply of trees

[Aura]

YOU GET KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE FOR NOT WATCHING THAT VIDEO >.>

I have an unlimited supply of trees

.. but they're all infested with pine beetles

I have an unlimited supply of movies

[Doll]

.. but they're all infested with pine beetles

I have an unlimited supply of movies

But they turn out to be all old people porn

I have an unlimited supply of paperclips

[teddy]

But they turn out to be all old people porn

I have an unlimited supply of paperclips

but they're all virtual paperclip helpers
(you need an account to see links)

[Ph0enix]

I have an unlimited supply of marijuana and alcohol and I am going to drink it and smoke it haha

[buffycheese]

I have an unlimited supply of marijuana and alcohol and I am going to drink it and smoke it haha

But it turns out you are allergic to both.

I have an unlimited supply of carrots.

Edit: Damn, I just realized that the last posts were like a year ago. I wanted to play... ):

[lpdonkey]

.....but they're all rotten

I have an unlimited supply of gourmet food.

[thunderbirds]

it's all gourmet cat food

I have unlimited iced coffee!

[teddy]

...but unfortunately its it's all unsweetened *ick*

i have an unlimited supply of acorn trees