Anal Probe: Alians?! Or just human fantasy?!

[Naked Gamer]

As much as I would like a Alien down getting freaky just to prove this possibility I just hope it's a human fantasy of the butt that really happens.

I can imagine a alien anal probe probably looking like a chain saw with scope on it.


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[Tapir]

advanced enough to travel through time and space

not advanced enough to understand how our butts work

[Ghosts]

What the fuck?

[Facade]

I'm concerned that you have the time to contemplate anal probing from alien life forms. If it makes you feel better, the bacteria of your digestive tract is a less alien substitute for organisms exploring your orifices.

[Naked Gamer]

I'm concerned that you have the time to contemplate anal probing from alien life forms. If it makes you feel better, the bacteria of your digestive tract is a less alien substitute for organisms exploring your orifices.

Sounds like a orgy without knowing there is a orgy going on!


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[Targaryen]

Sweet lord. o.0

[Artemissive]

I once attended a two hour long group for people who had been abducted by aliens (in Roswell, NM), where the abductees recounted the horrible, horrible things that had happened to them. I'm still not sure if I believe in all that... but there was some pretty serious talk about how Reagan had made a deal with the aliens... Also, apparently aliens abduct people over generations from the same families.

Also, crop circles are made by "the shining ones." Oh god, those two days in Roswell... So many things. Aliens, man.

[Naked Gamer]

I once attended a two hour long group for people who had been abducted by aliens (in Roswell, NM), where the abductees recounted the horrible, horrible things that had happened to them. I'm still not sure if I believe in all that... but there was some pretty serious talk about how Reagan had made a deal with the aliens... Also, apparently aliens abduct people over generations from the same families.

Also, crop circles are made by "the shining ones." Oh god, those two days in Roswell... So many things. Aliens, man.

It's hard to side with either side since there is not much to go on regardless unless it's captured in HD recording.

I believe in Aliens and sure if they wanted to study us and learn from us to "communicate" the best way really would be to "abduct" someone to take the info from there minds!

Us as humans are closing on similar tech so it's completely possible if you think about it from that angle as I do, sure they could capture a satellite but to them the tech would be so under advanced they probably wouldn't know what to do.


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[Misha]

I.... I just dont know here. I believe in extraterrestrial life forms, but I dont know about anal probing

[Banannie]

I think they would be advanced enough to have a device that could scan our entire bodies without damaging anything. If they were going to do something horrible, I'd assume it would be an entire dissection of the human body, not unlike that of that museum exhibit with the plasticization of human organs and tissue and whatnot? I forget what it’s called, Body Exhibit or something.
Much like when we find new species of animals, we usually don’t go sticking a plastic tube up its butthole.
I think a lot of the people that have seen aliens while in their sleep have woken up from a dream while the dream was still happening. Waking Dreams. I had one of those once when I woke up and saw a very tall silvery black bald creature with white eyes and high cheek bones. I shut my eyes, opened them again and it was still there but blurrier, and then once again, it faded away.
A few times I’ve woken up to seeing that thing’s face looking right at me when I abruptly wake from a dream. And they do kinda look like aliens… but… they’re just the product of one’s own imagination.