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    Anyone know this feel?

    When you have to poop, but hold it in until your angus is pulsing and about to give way, so you finally run to the can and drop a monster dump? Then you begin to fart every 1-2 minutes after for the next couple of hours; all the previously built-up gas in your poop chute now unblocked and squeaking out with a vengeance? I am seriously flushing out these noxious vapors right now, but it feels good because I know once I stop, I will be completely detoxed and fresh as a daisy - like a new man.

    Anyone know this feel?

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    I cant believe I actually read that whole thing.

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    10/10 would read again








    u 'mirin?

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    nope
    i don't fart or poop
    but i do burp

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    lol everyone has had this feel before

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    You're fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavendrae View Post
    i don't fart or poop
    You're fucked too


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    every week.

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    No, I don't defecate out of a beef-cow.

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    Re: Anyone know this feel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Skarl View Post
    No, I don't defecate out of a beef-cow.
    you're doing it wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raj View Post
    you're doing it wrong
    I will try your way next time. <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    hold it in until you're pulsing and about to give way

    Anyone know this feel?
    These eloquent words make my heart flutter.

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