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    Post your awesome true stories here!

    So, I realize I have to shit real bad. For the last week we've been using the porta-pottys outside but it was real bad and I knew I wouldnt make it. I ran to the bathroom and it had a sign on the door that said "Do not use until inspected". I was like **** it im going in. I looked around and it looked good to go. Yeah Im breaking this bitch in right. So I sit down and do my thing and reach for some toilet paper. Nope. Open the door, no paper towels. Yeah Im mad but I did it to myself. So I reach into my wallet and wipe my ass with my only $10. I sit up and its one of those automatic toilets that wont even turned on yet. So, I left it like that. I wonder what the inspector thought when is saw the poo money floating on top.

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