I've joined the dark side- now where are the cookies?

[zombchan]

Hello!

Brand new to this forum..and the whole..scene of..Neopets..cheating. Man, 13 years of my life wasted playing legit. I wonder what else I've been in the dark about!

Anyway! I'm Zombchan, or Zomb, whatever. I'm 20 something years old, but I live by a simple motto: "There's nothing you can do about growing older, but no one ever said you had to grow up".

So, here I am. Hopelessly lost- but that's the way I like it. Nice to meet you all!