What's a harmless secret you keep from your SO?

[Synth Salazzle]

I'm not talking about like secret affairs or anything like that.

Something small, like eating snacks you're not supposed to, or staying up until 5 in the morning playing video games.

Little secrets that wouldn't hurt them at all if they found out.

[Compulsiv]

The fact that I'm almost 30 and still play neopets xD

I mean, he knows I play, but I don't think he understands the... depth.

[SadBoy]

I'm hella open about my pokemon and neopet addiction, and like my old drug addiction, but like... i don't think i have any harmless secrets but those clickbait tearjerker fb videos actually make me cry. like, W h Y Y Y Y

[Evil]

She knows I like the old Willy Wonka.
She knows I love Oompa Loompas.

What she doesn’t know is when I was a kid I’d play the movie 24/7 quoting lines and dressing like an Oompa Loompa. It’s a secret because my text message tone says “Oompa Loompa” and she thinks it’s cute. Little does she know it’s obsessive.

I’ll tell her one day if she marries me. Maybe.

[SadBoy]

I did that except with Shrek. I could recite every line and every time Funky Town by Lipps inc would come on I would get so hideously crunk to that song. I was like 6. No, that weirdness never left me.

I thought I would never have to relive my Shrekceptional soul, but then they released #2 and #3. H o l y S h i t I A m W O K E & S H O O K

but also the boat scene in willy wonka fucked me up for life yo

[Mindfang]

she thinks i love her with all my heart but jokes on her, i love her 20x more than she thinks and im just too shy to tell her

[rmichi1]

The fact that I'm almost 30 and still play neopets xD

I mean, he knows I play, but I don't think he understands the... depth.

OMG. THIS. lol

and the fact that I can recite every word in all of the twilight movies lolol

he doesn't know that.. yet.

[Northern]

Oh definitely the fact I'm 25 and play dress up doll sites and Neopets lmao. He'd probably laugh at me xD.

[rmichi1]

How long were you guys dating before telling them you still play Neo? xD

Very interested in this topic now.

[Cybun]

I still tie my shoelaces with the bunny ears method