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    Soo today at school

    In 2nd period (Math class)
    There was a rat in our classroom and this one girl screamed "THERES A RAPHIST IN HERE!" So then everyone stared at her and she said "No, RAT!" and everyone freaked out.
    Our teacher didn't do anything to the rat! And when I was in 6th period (Language arts) everyone saw these really small things that looked like crickets and they were everywhere in the class!
    Before we went into 2nd period, there was a spider and then another weird bug on the hallway wall.

    Oh and here is another story:
    This one guy in my class farted and then the teacher made him go to the classroom next store to call his mom and tell his mom that he got detention.
    Random dude: *Farted*
    Other people in class: *Started staring at him*
    Teacher: Stop interrupting the class
    Random dude: I'm not, what? I cant help my own butt?
    Other people in class: *Starts laughing at him*
    Random dude: I just had to fart!
    Teacher: You earned yourself a detention, go call your mom.
    Last edited by Emiley; 03-15-2012 at 02:37 PM.

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    Yikes. Your school seems really dirty; too many budget cuts to afford proper janitorial staff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jauris View Post
    Yikes. Your school seems really dirty; too many budget cuts to afford proper janitorial staff?
    It is dirty, it seems like the janitor doesn't even do their jobs lol.

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    I used to be so embarrassed if I ever farted in grade school. Now I fart all the time (except in front of like ladies, of course) and find it funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infamous Joe View Post
    I used to be so embarrassed if I ever farted in grade school. Now I fart all the time (except in front of like ladies, of course) and find it funny.
    Lol to be honest, I fart in school too but I keep them silent when I need to fart lol cause I don't want anyone to know it was me and it hurts my stomach to hold in farts lol.

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    You should always fart, no matter what.. especially if you know they will be loud. The loud ones bring good luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infamous Joe View Post
    You should always fart, no matter what.. especially if you know they will be loud. The loud ones bring good luck.
    BAHAHAHA loud ones are winners in my book

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    One time in grade 7 I sneezed and farted. The guy beside me died of laughter. I felt embarrassed but laughed my ass off too xD! But wow a detention for farting, bitch teacher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cara View Post
    One time in grade 7 I sneezed and farted. The guy beside me died of laughter. I felt embarrassed but laughed my ass off too xD! But wow a detention for farting, bitch teacher.
    LOL ikr! The math teacher we have right now is a sub cause our original math teacher had a baby and idk when she will be back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infamous Joe View Post
    You should always fart, no matter what.. especially if you know they will be loud. The loud ones bring good luck.
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    I just died a little inside..
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