Sometimes when I'm alone, I pretend I'm a carrot

[Drizzy]

I see you been busy working on that autobiography!

Carrot man seldom comes out of his transfixed state of carrotness to shitpost on cK

[Targaryen]

When you think of yourself as a carrot are you a baby carrot? Do you have a stem still? Are you still in the ground or pulled?

[Isabella]

sometimes when i'm around others i pretend i'm a carrot! it gets me a few weird looks though, especially when i'm standing in peoples' gardens and slowly moving up through the dirt