The Wishing Game

[Victoria]

Granted, and as soon as you were about to open your presents, the christmas tree broke into flames burning all of them.

I wish I was the President

[Shichibukai]

You will get killed by other jealous people

I wish I was a good enough drawer to become a manga artist

[Ben]

I don't have a christmas tree Bianca

Granted, but then you get assassinated.

I wish I could sing like the best singer in the world

[waffy]

GRaNted BUT you lost your voice soon after :3

i wish i could be super tall :3

[Inq]

Granted. Shame you live in a cottage, isn't it?

I wish I didn't have to do all this present-wrapping.

[Steve]

Granted, but you get even more presents to wrap.

I wish I could relax more often

[Shichibukai]

Granted, but you got fat

[Steve]

Not granted, you didnt wish anything.

I wish I wasnt fat

[Inq]

Granted, but now you can no longer relax. Sorry about that, it's one or the other, obviously.

I wish I had something more worthwhile to wish for.

[Tinill]

Granted but you will die because youre too thin.
Wish I will work at a nursery school.