Trading insults

[Drizzy]

Post ya best insults and comebacks.
+Rep for the funniest, most useful ones that might come in handy someday.

Here's a classic to get this goin;
Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory

[Mama Bear]

Your parents must been farmers, because you're a fucking vegetable.

[Stocking Anarchy]

You're such a fat whore that I bet a guy could stick two hands in and clap.

[Mophead]

My favorite thing I've ever said

Hefty girl walked into class cocky as shit

Me: Mouth drops a little
Her "What, did I make your heart stop?"
Me: "No, you clogged my arteries."

[Accelerator]

It could be said that you're a lucky guy, you'll never die from a stroke.

[Targaryen]

My (16 year old ) sister actually used this to her (20 year old) boyfriend at the time when he called her childish...
" You'd better watch who you're calling a child.
Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile.
And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert." ~ if you don't know this is from family guy shame on you...
had to post it though she LITERALLY mentioned it yesterday hahaha.

[Aura]

you look like ryan



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[TtotheJ]

Me: *walks over to a pregnant chick* "So.. I see you like to fuck.. "
Pregnant chick: "what?!"
Me: "slut!"

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[Stocking Anarchy]

Bless your heart

[j03]

*old man Italian voice* FUCK-A YOUUUU-A YA PIECE OF A SHIT-A!!!