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    I was leaving some lady's house when I thought I forgot my bag and went back, tried to close the sliding glass door but ended up slamming it too aggressively into my finger.

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    Sprained my ankle by tripping over a desk in the testing center for the entrance exam of the university I now go to. They had to postpone the exam for everyone as they fussed with my ankle. It's nice that the proctors cared and all, but the other test-takers' snickering was unfortunately not muffled enough. I take small comfort in the fact that some of them got disqualified for muttering under their breath about my two disastrous left feet.

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    I hated riding my bike and didn't get my training wheels off until 6th grade{ish} (despite probably balancing just fine without them before then). My grandparents took me on our annual camping trip shortly after that and I went speeding around the state park...until I wiped out from loose gravel/sand. Ended up with road rash on my left knee and elbow and a big wound on my right knee. I had to hobble around with gauze taped to my knees for the rest of the trip. x_x (I think the scar on my right knee finally went away five or six years ago.)

    Wore the wrong shoes outside in 2014 (on my way to an appointment) and didn't realize the mist had frozen onto the stairs. I slipped down the stairs and ended up with a big bruise on my butt. (I called myself "blossom butt" for a few weeks, because it looked like a big flower. xD )

    My mother had me slicing up some zucchini and squash for a dinner she was having. I wasn't paying close enough attention or something at one point and sliced about half my nail off on the mandolin. =O

    Once bit down on a fork too hard and chipped a little bit off my tooth.

    Our housekeeper bought my dad's carpet shampooer and I was taking it out of the basement to her car. Turns out his homemade boardwalk wasn't that stable, so one of the tiles dumped me and the shampooer off it. I don't remember all of my injuries, but I ended up with a split lip at the very least.

    Went to go inside the theater earlier this month and didn't move the right side of my body out of the way fast enough, so I slammed the door into "one of the girls" and my right foot. My chest recovered quickly, but the toe ended up bleeding where a little bit of skin was taken off. I still have a discolored middle toenail.


    The stupidest thing I've ever done? Got too excited over Thanksgiving leftovers, ate too much and ended up puking. After I was done, I sat back and laughed at myself for acting like a little kid. xD

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    Tripped over a garden hose, ended up with a hairline break on my left arm.

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    accidentally stepped on a nail in my lego pile

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    Quote Originally Posted by luscinyx View Post
    accidentally stepped on a nail in my lego pile
    Ooo! (*cringe*) The Universe really had it out for you that day, didn't it?

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    i slipped and hurt my privates when balancing on a wet bench in the garden. lol

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    Well, it wasn't me but a girl I fucking hated in prep school broke her pinky toe jumping back and forth over a puddle. We were 14.
    If only my brain worked as hard as my liver.

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    How on earth do you fail to jump over a puddle so you break your toes?

    I must know this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by not_you_22 View Post
    How on earth do you fail to jump over a puddle so you break your toes?

    I must know this.

    The land was extremely uneven and rocky, she was wearing flip flops and the flip flops got caught on a rock, she tripped and landed on her toe. Just a dumbass doing dumbass shit.
    If only my brain worked as hard as my liver.

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