Mmm probably its when I tried to change a light in my house, I used to have big ceiling fans, so one day I didnt pay enough attention and my hand slipped there.. haha
I was an idiot pouring out legit molten cheese sauce at my work and dropped the kettle on my arm and got second degree burns from fucking fake cheese...
Also when I was younger I grabbed a glass container straight out of the oven because it didn't look hot and burnt my hands..
When I was cooking potstickers I flipped the pan onto the ground and poured hot oil all over my foot with a sock on it so it slowly burned me, that was fun!
I burn myself a lot... I have scars from a burning hot pan that I dropped on myself because I slipped over myself as well
Me being the moron I am, decided I would try to do a 180 on a treadmill and run backwards. I did the 180, fell and the tread mill was still on and I was on top of belt. It was scraping my stomach so I went to pick myself up and used hand. I put my hand on the belt (wasnt thinking) and broken my wrist.
I entered the class thinking that it was French (the first class) and I stayed until the end .. then I asked the teacher a question and it was a Portuguese class .. everyone laughed at me
I was walking on my way to walk back into my work space and wasn't going anywhere.
Turns out I was walking into a queue rope and by the time I realized it I didn't have enough time to try to catch myself from falling.
My thigh slammed into the heavy af bottom part of the queue and got a huge bruise that lasted a few weeks.
I also dropped a heavy af plate on my big toe once and it was black for 2 years.
I fell off the toilet and my big butt landed on my daughters broken toilet seat which was on the floor next to me
I had a massive ring shaped bruise around the whole of my butt
I couldn't sit for a week. Took that bruise about a month to heal it looked awful
