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    What's the most embarrassing way you've injured yourself?

    For me personally, I destroyed my thumb trying to take out the trash for my grandmother

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    I'm the best on getting injured by doing nothing lol

    I got an actual scar on my foot from when I opened the fridge once and a beer bottle, that was badly put inside, fell over my feet, breaking over me and giving me it's sharp glass pieces for my skin to enjoy. Not nice.

    Another time, I was running away from a giant moth and I decided to climb to a chair, and the chair broke and my leg got trapped between the chair structure and the lose sitting wood that got detached. My parents had to get me out and it made a weird wound on my leg that lasted weeks, it got all yellow and infected and it was terrible.

    Yeah, those are the ones I remember the most right now

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    Running up a really steep hill with my friend at a waterfall for no reason and then running down... Couldn't slow down and got a concussion on some rocks... smh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rrachel View Post
    I'm the best on getting injured by doing nothing lol

    I got an actual scar on my foot from when I opened the fridge once and a beer bottle, that was badly put inside, fell over my feet, breaking over me and giving me it's sharp glass pieces for my skin to enjoy. Not nice.

    Another time, I was running away from a giant moth and I decided to climb to a chair, and the chair broke and my leg got trapped between the chair structure and the lose sitting wood that got detached. My parents had to get me out and it made a weird wound on my leg that lasted weeks, it got all yellow and infected and it was terrible.

    Yeah, those are the ones I remember the most right now
    I relate. I once broke my foot just by WALKING. I wasn't even walking weird, or fast. Just regular old walking.

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    I thought it would be smart to walk on top of a metal culvert fire pit and didn't think that by standing on one end would cause the other end to flip up and smash me in the shin leaving a gnarly scar......pretty sure it cut to bone.

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    i was roller skating and this kid ran into my back and made me fall directly on my elbow and it was fractured. he also kicked my back and flipped over it
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    my elbow still has the hole where it was fractured to this day. that was in 2009

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    I sprained my ankle while running (drunk through a cornfield) after a friend who stole the golf cart I was driving.

    I got stitches in my arm when I was younger because I tried to jump over a chain linked fence to get a wiffle ball and my arm didn't get the message to not slam down on the top of the fence. Oops.

    I snapped my Achilles tendon after an 8 mile run through the park last summer. It didn't happen on the main run, it happened on the relaxed cool down back to my car. Sucked.

    I busted my head open during an obstacle course in Elementary school. Teacher said... run under this metal balance beam and don't come up too soon. Guess who came up too soon?

    I chipped a piece of bone off my hip while running a 5k. Finished the race though

    There are probably more. I'm always hurting myself in the stupidest ways. I guess better that than being attacked by a shark, struck by lightning or a skydiving accident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aura View Post
    Running up a really steep hill with my friend at a waterfall for no reason and then running down... Couldn't slow down and got a concussion on some rocks... smh
    I actually did something similar while camping. No concussion tho, just a nasty headache. I still had to be taken to the doctor tho because I have too every time I hit my head hard.
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    Broken big toe/foot from running and eating it on the bottom door frame lol, not my proudest moment. I also sprained my knee at the beach turning sideways to avoid the crazy waves pulling me back. The wave pulled my right leg in front of my left and I felt a huge crack. That was extremely painful and hurt for a long time, it took forever to heal. I'm a klutz in sooo many ways though.

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    I was trying to cut an onion and the knife slipped and went through my finger to the bone. I still don't have feeling in the tip of my finger and I had to get like 15 stitches to sew the top of my finger on.

    Girl can't even chop an onion . . .


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