Ran into a couch and stubbed my toe while chasing my puppy. Toe turned black =/ I never got it fixed but it still hurts. This was recent.... Maybe I should go get an xray haha
When I was a kid, I broke my arm by falling off the monkeybars. When i got my cast off, they told me not to go on the monkey bars for awhile. So what do i do? Go immediately back on them, fall off again since my arm is still weak, and rebreak it lol
When I was a kid, I stood at the bottom of our slide while my brother went down the slide full speed. I went flying through the air, and broke my middle finger (THE BEST ONE). It's still a bit crooked.
When I was not a kid - I slammed my OTHER middle finger in a giant metal cooler door at work (rushing to close up, not paying attention). The base of my fingernail came out through my cuticle and my fingertip bone broke off (it's still floating around in my finger). I came out of the back room with blood splattered all over my face and shirt. It ended up being the best case scenario because I could've essentially exploded my fingertip. I saved pictures of it because it was gnarly.
Was riding my friend's new bike, I decided to test out the brakes by slamming them both simultaneously. Turns out they were really good brakes. I went from like 10-15mph to a sudden 0. I ended up launching off the seat onto my feet as my balls smashed on the frame of the bike. Most excruciating pain I've ever experienced.
I met my first girlfriend after I "injured" myself by binge drinking way too much fireball. She didn't go out and took care of me retching all night...and she would always bring that up haha