Sitting too close to the edge of a toilet seat, slipping off and hitting my head to a wall. This didn't happen only once, but twice. I've slipped from those before, but only twice hit my head.
I’ve gotten injured in dumb ways many many times but the only one that immediately comes to mind was just recently, we got a new chair in the living room. It was a recliner but it wasn’t a rocking one like the old one. Apparently it didn’t lean back as far as the old one either, which I hadn’t realized. I tried to lean back to take a nap on it and ended up leaning so far it fell over onto the Christmas tree. To make matters worse, I had just got my gallbladder taken out that morning so I was already in a lot of pain and couldn’t really move too much. It took me AGES to get back up.
Sitting too close to the edge of a toilet seat, slipping off and hitting my head to a wall. This didn't happen only once, but twice. I've slipped from those before, but only twice hit my head.
I was at the gym and doing steps ups on a box with a barbell; I lost balance while I was on one foot and went crashing down. The box flipped over too and I had a huge bruise on my thigh for a couple weeks. Didn't help it was douche hour at the gym.
I got credit carded by a skateboard. Imagine hahaha
Was eating ramen, tripped, shoved the fork through the film of my nasal cavity. No idea why it didn't bleed. Luckily, that's easy to heal but I still have four little marks there.
Were you eating ramen while walking? LOLOriginally Posted by Choconilla
Because I was twelve, a daredevil, and couldn't wait until I was sitting in a chair before I ate. Gotta get that food when it hot I guess!
I got stuck in a climbing net in gym class in middle school (it got stuck around my neck; quite scary), and I think the nurse had to come in and help me get out. lol
so you know those ladder things that are in home improvement stores like home depot? they have little signs on them that say "do not use", however 12 year old me thought it would be fine to just sit there while i waited for my mom to finish buying lightbulbs or whatever. my sister comes over to me and sits down on me, and i had my hand placed between the metal step i was sitting on and a support bar under it. the step gave out and smashed the tip of my finger, i didn't even realize it until my sister started screaming! i looked down and my finger was purple and there was a pool of blood under it. an employee came over and offered to call an ambulance, but we just drove to an emergency care center instead after apologizing and helping to clean up the blood. it didn't hurt at all thankfully, and i ended up breaking the tip of my finger but it healed eventually. learn from my immature mistakes and read signs, lol.
When I was 8 I snuck out of the house to run across the street for some ice cream.
A car sped around the ice cream truck as I went cross and I get hit pretty good. Still don’t remember if I went under or over the car. The person who hit me drove off for a good ol hit an run.
Not embarrassing, here’s what was. I spent the next three years as the kid who get hit by the ice cream truck because the other car didn’t stick around. Kids at school made of fun of me, when I told my parents they laughed and said it was punishment for sneaking out.
Synth Salazzle (03-07-2018)
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