Originally Posted by
Cupcake.
I'd buy neopets, fire Tony P personally, hire a team to bring that fuck-all site into the current decade faster than the current speed of frozen molasses, then rule with an iron fist of lackadaisical indifference.
I'd still be a selfish douche, I'd just have more toys and better food.
Money is money. It makes a few things easier, but also creates new problems. As long as one is aware, you'll get by ok.