jumping up onto my bed then puking on my bed right before i wanna go to sleep
Omg that sounds terrible! My dog did something similar, except in the car.. She got sick and threw up on the seat and door...after I stopped and opened it. Like she couldn't wait 5 seconds and do it once out of the car???Originally Posted by scarmans
jumping up onto my bed then puking on my bed right before i wanna go to sleep
Naked Gamer(09-04-2016)
yeah bloody dogs haha
Oh my god, I would of just died on the spot.jumping up onto my bed then puking on my bed right before i wanna go to sleep
Naked Gamer(09-05-2016)
i definitely died a little inside.
My dog does this thing where he wants to go outside to the backyard. He will beg for me to open the door and when I do, he walks away from the door and doesn't go out to the back! Lol.
Mine does that except it's that she is outside and wants in. So I let her in and close the door but she wants back out again to be chased with a toyMy dog does this thing where he wants to go outside to the backyard. He will beg for me to open the door and when I do, he walks away from the door and doesn't go out to the back! Lol.
im currently living in a house with a cat who i love very much but hes a fucker
he pees in the bath, which isnt bad, but its gross. he doesnt have a litter box because hes very much an outside cat, so we got him a litter box for the winter months because he doesnt like going outside in winter. which is fair. but he doesnt use the litter box. he uses the fucking bath tub. we need to hose it down with the shower every morning. he goes outside to poop. what he does do with the litter box is kick it all over the floor, just because? i dont know? he thinks its good banter? its not you hairy fuck. so we moved the litter box and let him outside to poop, but he still insists on peeing in the shower. what kind of taste...
he rubs his tail on your food too. hes a ragamuffin cat so his tail is extra bushy and long, and we eat at a low table, and he knows this. so he walks past the table with his tail up and runs it across your food like a fucking dickhead. this isnt common thankfully, but it happens and he knows what hes doing, i can see it in his eyes.
he comes into my room (scratches at my door and meows loudly until i open my room door to let him in), stares at my bed, and meows. i move all the clutter from my bed and pat it twice so he knows he can go up. he watches me stand up, move everything so its all balancing precariously on another surface, then waits until i offer him to go up before he stands up and walks out the room. he fucking watches me make shit comfortable for him then just leaves. what kind of absolute fucker.
i love him though hes a sweet boy. but sometimes.......... he just............
Demon Cat is a terrorist. She's been identified as a problem patient at the vets office and the emergency animal hospital she spent two days at hinted strongly that in the future we should use another establishment because of how abusive she was to the staff.
If only my brain worked as hard as my liver.
My cat likes to pull at any decor grass, sticks, flowers that I put in my big vases in the house. It knocks over the vase all the time then she runs away because she knows that's bad kitty stuff. The worst part is she does it in the middle of the night. The sudden crash bang booms scare me at night.
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