So the Marines and Army keep calling me.'

[DJ Music Man]

I still receive navy and army career proposals in my email....

[Sugar Rush]

Military recruiters are worse than used car salesmen. They have quotas to fill. They'll say anything and everything to try to convince you to sign up to boost their career, and after you do, they don't care, you're not their problem anymore. So really, just handle them like you would any salesman or telemarker. No thanks. Piss off, leave me alone. I'm gay. Whatever your rejection style happens to be.

Sources: My husband, a Marine vet, and my ex-Brother-in-law, an actual (self-loathing?) Army recruiter.

[Mindfang]

call them and ask them to join you instead. throw them for a fucking loop. get the upper hand. answer the phone sergeant its recruitment time bitch.

[Sci_Girl]

Tell them you are planning on moving to Canada. We do not get harassed to join the military. The most 'harassment', if you can even call it that, was getting a bunch of emails that I should look into becoming a secret shopper. That, and to sell credit cards at Universities.

[5252]

Military recruiters are worse than used car salesmen. They have quotas to fill. They'll say anything and everything to try to convince you to sign up to boost their career, and after you do, they don't care, you're not their problem anymore. So really, just handle them like you would any salesman or telemarker. No thanks. Piss off, leave me alone. I'm gay. Whatever your rejection style happens to be.

Sources: My husband, a Marine vet, and my ex-Brother-in-law, an actual (self-loathing?) Army recruiter.

Oh i didn't know they get anything LOL...

[5252]

THIS GUY IS AT MY HOUSE AGAIN!!!!! HE JUST LNOCKED ON MY NEIGJBORS DOOR WHAT THE FUCK

[zoemeow]

Tell them you have Bipolar disorder it disqualifies you. But be sure you never actually plan on joining.

[5252]

i don't wanna
i wanna become a target ceo

[ThePrimeOfAllPrimes]

Tell him that you lost your legs in a fire. When he asks about how you are standing say communism and shut the door.

If they stand up, put them back down.