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    You guys are all so hardcore


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    Random but relevant fact;

    The statute of limitations for theft is only like 5 years (depending where you live), even for felonies like grand theft auto.

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    Haha okay i got two for you that are relevant to yalls.

    1. Me and some pals went to the mall. and went hard on some prep clothes. There was this kiosk in the middle of the food court that had hats and belts and visors that you cant find anywhere else unless u order them for guy harvey. We only took hats from here, but it was funny how we did it. We just one by one walked up grabbed a hat put it on and walked off. We hit a few other stores and were in the bathroom talking about it at sears and some guy was in there. And I felt weird, they were still being kind of loud till i brought it to their attention.
    All is well and we are sitting in the elevator to Belks. riding up and down. And then this guy dressed in a blue shirt and nice pants is standing at the doorway with two dudes wearing all black.

    It was the same dude that was in the bathroom. And was a manager of the store.
    SOMEHOW he didnt hear or he didnt care that we shop lifted. and they just told us to leave that we couldn't ride in the elevator.


    2. Chemistry for me as well, I cheated the entire year. Slept EVERY class ALL class and fucked off. Luckily one of the smartest girls in my class sat next to me. And i'm naturally kind of smart so i'd cram copy her homework before class everyday and she'd even help me on tests and let me copy her work and all that. I have no idea why, I was nice to her and her pal. But we didnt hang out outside of school, diff cliques.
    I ended up graduating that year with the highest grade in the class because on the midterm I caught a mistake she made, and i tried to correct her but she though she was right. I ended up being right and got the higher grade for the year. Finished class with a 105. I did fine in chemistry in college though, even though i didn't retain any of the information from highschool lol


    But I got some other stories I wanted to share too

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    @(you need an account to see links) The funniest things I've stolen from mall kiosks were a $100 hair straightener and $100 gold lotion (because wtf? some rich ppl wanna put 24k gold on their face)

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddy View Post
    @(you need an account to see links) The funniest things I've stolen from mall kiosks were a $100 hair straightener and $100 gold lotion (because wtf? some rich ppl wanna put 24k gold on their face)
    haha thats crazy. I use to have thing: If I ever go to the mall, I can't leave with nothing. Whether I buy it or shoplift it.

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    Jeez you all like to steal, the only thing I ever stole was a peppermint patty from the camp store when I went camping.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    Jeez you all use to steal, the only thing I ever stole was a peppermint patty from the camp store when I went camping.
    fixed ;P

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    I did my entire college degree online and cheated on every single test/quiz for 4 years. haha If professors are going to copy from quizzes online then so am I. ;D

    I never stole anything, but I was the girl with the water bottle full of vodka in my locker at school. My parents were super strict so I would just say I was going to a school function or that I was sleeping over at a friends house. I would put my cellphone in the mailbox at my friends house so if my mom tried to track me it would say I was where I said. lol Then I would go get shit faced at a party all night and go home the next day like nothing happened. Most of the time I got away with it.


    Now I'm a responsible adult though.

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    My future kids will not be allowed to leave the house. Going to the mall now apparently means steal everything in sight. You folks make me worry lol.


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    getting a free meal forgetting my card at this place i was eating at once alone so that was lucky.

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