How far would you go to get your iPhone back from a thief?

[Evelsaint]

What are the odds that the victim is a gay dude?

If the thief asked a straight guy that, he would've received a punch to the balls.

[Ape]

beat them in a dark alley and steal my phone plus there wallet

[Blue]

i would not at all go that far. he should of pulled out a knife and cut it off

[Tom]

i would not at all go that far. he should of pulled out a knife and cut it off

Woahhh that's fucked up dude. I mean, oral for an iPhone is already fucked up, but that's like on a new level of fucked up-ery.

[Blue]

you gotta do what you gotta do

[Avmo]

I would have agreed....and then sucker punched him in the ball sack retrieving my goods and skipping away

[ConnorJS]

I'd never have a phone worth that much in the first place ;D

[Danny]

Cut his head off.