As far as I have to go lol.
Why would I let someone get away with stealing something that's mine?!?
(you need an account to see links)An iPhone thief in Washington Heights demanded oral sex from his male victim, then refused to return the cellphone once the the deed was done, cops said.
The victim, a gay twenty-something from Chelsea, told investigators he had swilled a few drinks at a downtown bar last Wednesday night before hopping a northbound A-train. As the subway passed the 181st Street station, the dozing victim felt a bump, woke up and noticed a man had stolen his iPhone, cops said.
He claims he chased the suspect into a wooded area near The Cloisters. There, the suspect allegedly made his bizarre request, but reneged on the deal and ran off with the iPhone once the sex act was complete, the victim told cops.
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What a sucker(PUN!)
As far as I have to go lol.
Why would I let someone get away with stealing something that's mine?!?
Pft, they clearly would need it more than me if they had to steal it. I'd be pissed, but laugh at how pathetic an desperate they are x3!
Haha, I'd smack the shit out of him when we're about to go oral mode and then dip out with the phone.
i definitely would not be going that far xD
I'd have bit him. xD
Haha, but really, my life is on my phone. I'd have kicked his ass.
I would obviously be mad and I'd do what I had to do to get it back (not engage in sexual acts tho) but like yeah idk, but at the same time I'd be a little happy cause it would give me an excuse to use my old phone (which I like better than my iPhone) without my dad getting mad :''')
not that far haha
[9/3/12 11:11:58 PM] Joanna: sigh
[9/3/12 11:12:14 PM] Joanna: john
[9/3/12 11:12:16 PM] Joanna: is
[9/3/12 11:12:17 PM] Joanna: perfect
I would have politely asked for my phone back then proceed to beat the shit out of the thief.
I... would not have let anyone touch my iPone.