You know you live in a shady area when...

[John]

you have to have security cameras all over for safety

[utahclock]

You keep a pistol under your bed....

[Reemer]

When you get the groceries out of the trunk of your car and you hear some rummaging going around in the front, so you see what's going on and there's a gangster looking under your hood. You ask him what the hell he's doing and he says "Well I thought since you could get what's in the trunk I could at least get the battery"

[utahclock]

You parked your car outside and woke up to find it on cinderblocks ...... ( i can keep going lol)

[Venom]

Your on the news for 3 shootings.

[Bettser]

Some kid runs in my house and sits down to watch the bachelor with my gf and I because he is on shrooms and a 26 deep running away from cops which pulled him over in a stolen car with a few pounds of weed in the trunk. 10 minutes later our house got raided.

[utahclock]

You know the definition of "gang bang"

[victoriamle]

Cars are jacked at 11am
(True story.)

[Bettser]

You know the definition of "gang bang"

Oh no, you didnt?

[utahclock]

Oh yes I did !