You keep a pistol under your bed....
you have to have security cameras all over for safety
[9/3/12 11:11:58 PM] Joanna: sigh
[9/3/12 11:12:14 PM] Joanna: john
[9/3/12 11:12:16 PM] Joanna: is
[9/3/12 11:12:17 PM] Joanna: perfect
You keep a pistol under your bed....
When you get the groceries out of the trunk of your car and you hear some rummaging going around in the front, so you see what's going on and there's a gangster looking under your hood. You ask him what the hell he's doing and he says "Well I thought since you could get what's in the trunk I could at least get the battery"
You parked your car outside and woke up to find it on cinderblocks ...... ( i can keep going lol)
Your on the news for 3 shootings.
Some kid runs in my house and sits down to watch the bachelor with my gf and I because he is on shrooms and a 26 deep running away from cops which pulled him over in a stolen car with a few pounds of weed in the trunk. 10 minutes later our house got raided.
You know the definition of "gang bang"
Cars are jacked at 11am
(True story.)
Oh yes I did !