It is 4:30 am and I go to the gym in two hours

[chiro]

And I cannot sleep. WHAT DO.

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HOGDO!

[chiro]

And then I get this shit from my sister



the fuck

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prob was on an app and allowed it access to her facebook and it sent that out to a ton of people lol


my grandma use to get those emails, that tells a scary story then is like
SEND TO 10 PEOPLE OR _____ WILL SHOW UP AT UR HOUSE AND RAPE YOU

and shes all like

" uhhh well i dont wanna get raped, i better send these out to people asap. "

LOLL

[chiro]

No she's actually awake. Now I have to awkwardly respond to her *ignores fb*

I DON'T LIKE FAMILY unless I'm drunk.

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I feel you, i gotta get high before i go to a shindig

[chiro]

...."oh you're here. k I'm getting shit faced, bring me more vodka thanks".

Every time. And it works. I am an alcoholic and I regret nothing.

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I am an alcoholic and I regret nothing.

SEE MY ROAST WASNT MEAN!

[chiro]

SEE MY ROAST WASNT MEAN!

Yours was my favorite one, to be fair.

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@(you need an account to see links) its because we are your peers and we care! ;~;