He's staying home... On a Friday... And it's his birthday...
This man deserves the best TC to ever happen in history.
LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN, cK.
DO IT BIG.
I don't care if you're sitting there thinking, "Who's Bettser?"
I don't even care if you're sitting there thinking, "What's clraik?"
(Okay, I care a little bit about that. That's weird.)
BE THERE. BE. THERE.
also, byob. do it.