Wait a minute. You got your power on your phone back by lighting a candle?
No internet on me laptop
Then me laptop dies
Then me phone dies but luckily I found some candles and got the power pack
Now I'm all alone in the dark with a lit candle for company and a fat dog who's snoring
It's 3 am
And I can't fuckin sleep dawg I normally sleep at 9am I'm nocturnal
Sighh
I got bored and posted random shit on my snapchat story
Who got snapchat PM me your username
What do I do now
I'm down to me last cig as well
Sighh
I've got a movie on me iPhone
It's called In Bruges
Anyone seen it?
It's one of me faves
I say me instead of my because I wanna be an Australian Pirate
Arrrr
Fuck I'm so boredddddd bro
Hello I am retired.
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Originally Posted by Serrah
Wait a minute. You got your power on your phone back by lighting a candle?
No omg like a portable power pack
My dad bought this little gizmo when he was in china you basically connect a USB cable to it, like your iPhone or Samsung note or whatever, then it charges your phone
And I had my lighter to guide the way till I found the candles
inb4 cool story bro
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Originally Posted by Serrah
and then you found 20 bucks.
Wenis (11-30-2014)
I feel Amish with this candle and no electricity
I have been through many trials and tribulations but I finally see my path in life
Once the phone dies again I'm quitting civilization and joining my amish brothers and sisters in South Australia
goodbye friends
The last will and testament of Drizzy
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I leave 80% of my estate in Mints name
On the condition she sell everything and make stacks
I leave the other 20% for Cheddar and @(you need an account to see links)z firstborn son
On the condition they name him after me
And I leave the $20 I just found in Cheddars name
On the condition he buys some deodorant and uses it the stinky kid
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Originally Posted by Serrah
Maki (11-26-2014)
Who the fuq is cheddar
"eat meat
raw meat
eat nuts
never need to brush
sugar an salt will fuck yo teeth up
live like a caveman"
Drizzy (11-26-2014)
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Originally Posted by Serrah
ew boi you stink like cheddar. U need a tic-tac or something cuz yo breathe stank!
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Originally Posted by Serrah