If you have more than three user bars:

[Zhukov]

omg don't pick on Chad ;~;

Thank you! Why is everyone out to get me, all I want is a nice girlfriend, millions of dollars, a shit ton of user bars, more rum, a medium-sized country under my jurisdiction, a Bachelor's degree, a nice house, a wife, a couple kids, a decently-stocked personal library, more rum, infinite hamburgers, and Chris Pratt's fame and personality. Is that asking so much?

[Buizel]

The rum may be pushing it but everything else is totally justified!

Chris Pratt tho yass

[Zhukov]

The rum may be pushing it but everything else is totally justified!

Chris Pratt tho yass

Fair enough, I'll purchase my own rum. I may have to raise taxes on the island of Zhukovia, but isn't that just how life goes. Chris Pratt is my spirit animal

[Buizel]

Requesting permission to live on Zhukovia.

He does so well in any part given to him ughtdefnv ;-;

[Zhukov]

Requesting permission to live on Zhukovia.

He does so well in any part given to him ughtdefnv ;-;

You may live in Zhukovia if you swear fealty to our Lord and Master, Sir Ratmouse of Zhukovistan. He is a deity both firm and fair

[Zachafer]

pffffft, mines way better. Theirs are all the same color D:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Air]

Aww shit, I'm walking on then ice then. ;o;

[Zhukov]

Aww shit, I'm walking on then ice then. ;o;

Any more accomplishments and I'm removing you from my Myspace Top Eight

[Air]

Any more accomplishments and I'm removing you from my Myspace Top Eight

/slowly edges towards the clraik advertiser contest

[fairydust201]

Omg! just reading this makes me LOL!

I been here for years & still have one user bar -_-

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