You are given an unlimited supply of (something!) and the next commenter gets to condition it.

[Donut]

but youre zef so you dont eat it, you shower in it.

I have an unlimited supply of porn.

but its all from the 70's and earlier

(those mustaches tho)

I have an unlimited supply of oreos

[DJ Music Man]

I scrape them all clean of their fillings, each and every single cookie sandwich you have.

I've got an unlimited supply of memes.

[Guy]

I scrape them all clean of their fillings, each and every single cookie sandwich you have.

I've got an unlimited supply of memes.

but they're all cat memes!

I've got a limitless supply of iphone 5s chargers

[Misha]

but they're all cat memes!

I've got a limitless supply of iphone 5s chargers

But no iPhone.

I've got an endless supply of toilet paper

[Sci_Girl]

But no iPhone.

I've got an endless supply of toilet paper

But it is 1-ply


I've got an endless supply of plastic knives.

[Roslyn]

But it is 1-ply


I've got an endless supply of plastic knives.

But they're all dull.

I have an endless supply of Pokemon cards.

[Misha]

But they're all dull.

I have an endless supply of Pokemon cards.

But they're all Magikarp


I have an endless supply of clothes

[DJ Music Man]

But they're all Magikarp


I have an endless supply of clothes

But they all have tiny holes and stains that are noticeable enough for you that you feel embarrassed to use it outside in public.

I have a (lovely) endless bunch of coconuts...

[Pusheen]

But one day they fall from the shell you're putting them into, and hit you in the head and maybe kill you as well.

I have an endless supply of UC pets