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    Corny Jokes/Pick up Lines

    So I was in science class today. Everyone was upset because we had all been outside for a fire drill when it started POURING rain and our principal wouldn't let us go inside because, according to him: "What if there was a real fire?"

    So, anyway, we were all soaking wet.
    Normally, I hate my science teacher. But today, I must admit, he was pretty cool. Instead of teaching us, he decided to spend the whole class period telling corny jokes/pick-up lines.


    Here are some of them:

    Why should you never play cards in the grasslands?
    Because there are cheetahs!

    What do you call a table that's vegetarian?
    A vegeTABLE.

    Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin through my mind ALLLL day.




    What are some of your personal favorite corny jokes/pick up lines?
    /is bored

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    You must be from Ireland, because my penis is dublin.

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    Is your daddy a baker? Cause you sure got a nice set of buns.



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    Can I borrow your phone?

    why?

    because I told my mom I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams <3

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