So I was in science class today. Everyone was upset because we had all been outside for a fire drill when it started POURING rain and our principal wouldn't let us go inside because, according to him: "What if there was a real fire?"

So, anyway, we were all soaking wet.
Normally, I hate my science teacher. But today, I must admit, he was pretty cool. Instead of teaching us, he decided to spend the whole class period telling corny jokes/pick-up lines.


Here are some of them:

Why should you never play cards in the grasslands?
Because there are cheetahs!

What do you call a table that's vegetarian?
A vegeTABLE.

Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin through my mind ALLLL day.




What are some of your personal favorite corny jokes/pick up lines?
/is bored