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    The Suicide Bird

    Ok here is the story, every time I do to work to do my 4 on and there is this one bird that casually walks past me sometimes we make eye contact and have stare downs, The street in which is work... Well let's say the shitest house is worth 1.9m and it's got a demo order on it.

    Ok this bird every night stands on the road and doesn't move for cars like he owns the joint, I've seen Lambos and similar value cars coming to complete stops and beeping there horns and this bird doesn't move for anyone the only time it moves is where the car own jumps out and scares the bird off.

    This bird is plotting something I know it and I'm just waiting for the time shit goes down.


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    Dafuq did I just read :'D

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    Quote Originally Posted by VitaminX View Post
    Dafuq did I just read :'D
    Not a structured story of a bird at my work XD


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    Kinda reminds me of that Audi commercial in front of the bank lol

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    Link? @(you need an account to see links)

    Don't believe I've seen that one I don't watch TV much.


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    Ill find it on youtube here in a bit

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    No worries, everything's on YouTube


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    Haha this bird sounds like a boss.

    Maybe Brandon Lee reincarnated?

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    sounds to me like its a tricky situation man
    i luv. i said i luv to hack


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    Tonight the dam bird had a friend no kidding they stopped both lanes while just staring at me then they both at the same time walked off the road slowly towards me!!!

    I think something is going down very soon!!!!


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