Hey let's make an alphabet out of it! Here we go:
A is for all the dinosaur sounds I make when I'm at home, with or without people present.
B is for blowing my nose in the shower.
C is for calling my dog every euphemism for testicles under the sun.
D is for dramatically tripping over the steps because I like to freak my dog out.
E is for eating hotsauce on everything because I'm out of salt.
F is for forgetting to put pants on when I get out of bed.
G is for giving up on wearing pants because they're dumb.
H is for having 20 pictures of myself with a bra on my head on my computer.
I is for internet, where I have at least 50+ tabs of weird porn bookmarked.
J is for jockstrap, because i bought one for shits and giggles.
K is for keeping all the pictures of Tom Hiddleson in a tutu on my desktop at all times.
L is for licking my spoons before I put it in my icecream.
M is for making sure the shower curtain is pulled back before I poop so I know I won't be murdered by a serial killer.
There's one half. I'll stop there unless you want more.
Originally Posted by Bunnyyx
