I fail at life. Hello y'all (please read in a country accent), I recently got back into them NP for nostalgic biz and stuff, when after two months I was banned for "cheating." (switch over to a British {London} accent) And then I decided to actually cheat and have tea and crumpets as I ran autobuyers, laughing my arse off at my enormous profits. I went a bit cocky, and got iced... again. This is my second attempt, and I now play for vengeance against that prat who highlighted me as a "cheater" and brought forth my dirty works into the light.

Ahem, so hi.